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TAGS: democrat politicians
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - March 8, 2016, 2:32 pm
It's still cheaper and easier to ship and process oil from the middle east than to extract our own. They just have a higher quality crude that's easier to crack.
11BangBang - March 7, 2016, 9:31 pm
You are exactly right. The poster should have read "The Most Important Part of North America" LOL! (This is sarcasm) No worries, Brett Hartland!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2016, 9:24 pm

I love how some Americans see "North America" as a simple 48 states with a very straight and tidy geographical line across the top. Almost like the rest of it doesn't exist. (This isn't sarcasm, keep looking at it that way.) Thanks, Murica!


DOROTHY QUESTIONS - No brain, no courage, no heart. So you're politicians right ?




One has no brains. -




DO THE MATH! - Pure Pork Politicians would have you believe its big business and Wall St. that has caused all our woes. Last time I checked, it was politicians taking the biggest cut out of my check, not Gates or Buffet!




THE BUDGET OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT - explained in simple English




" CHARACTER " - Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow.The shadow is what we think of it,the tree is the real thing.




PUTTING THE FACE ON FACELESS POLITICIANS -




POLITICIANS - Are like diapers... You need to change them regularly... And for the same reason




DEMOCRAT - Your position is obvious!


TAGS: democrat obama politician position
Rating: 3.69/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 7:45 pm
Never gets old. ha


ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS -




GUN CONTROL - Liberals idea of keeping us safe is to ensure that only bad guys have the guns and we are defenseless against both criminals and our government. Only you can prevent tyranny!




ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE -




SHIP OF FOOLS - "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." Mark Twain




POLITICIANS -




REALITY VS REALITY - It's all in how you look at it.




SHARIA LAW -




MEET YOUR DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS: ERIC HOLDER -




Free trade was sold as being beneficial for this country -




The rule of law doesn't apply when you have the criminals calling the shots. -




Leadership is a privilege to better the lives of others. It is not an opportunity to satisfy personal greed. -




POLITICIANS EXPOSED - The National Security Agency has declassified and released files that explain why politicians are so out of touch




IS THERE REALLY ANY DIFFERENCE -




We care -




POTOMAC FEVER IS FATAL - Almost every politician in Washington has it & we know it. The only cure is term limits and 'throw them all out'!




EBOLA- ACCEPTABLE SO LONG AS DEMOCRATS GET VOTES -




POLITICIANS ARE A LOT LIKE SEPTIC TANKS - The bigger pieces of crap rise straight to the top.




ONLY THE DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN IS TELLING THE TRUTH- THE REST OF AMERICA ARE LIARS -




DEMOCRAT SENATOR FRANK LAUTENBURG -




2014 DEMOCRAT PARTY LEGACY -




PANSY-ASS POLITICIANS -




low information politicians -




FLUSH WASHINGTON IN NOVEMBER - Get involved and plug-in to your govermnent




DEFINITION OF TERMS -




Welfare -




POLITICIANS, NOT GUNS - are clearly the problem!




BAN THE ASSAULT RIFLES - Both are semi automatic but the AR 15 looks so darn scary.




Power -




I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR -




JUST SAYIN - low information politicians got us into the messes we are in- they never solve them, they create them


TAGS: low info politicians
Rating: 4.14/5

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Renza - February 20, 2013, 8:02 am
Who said the plan and what was it exactly? This seems like something people should have heard of by now.


" WHICH ONE HAS REAL PAPERS? " - My guess the guy in the back wearing the sunglasses and the pink tie.




IT'S NOT RACISM - for pointing out questionable ethics, criminal activities and demanding accountability. Charges of Racism are just a distraction so the crooks can continue without interruption!




POLITICIANS - "It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hung".




LAWYERS ARE SMILING -




WEEEEELL NOW -




POLITICIANS HAVE BANKRUPTED OUR COUNTRY - Wake Up America! Vote wisely!




POLITICIANS ARE LIKE DIAPERS - Change Regularly




JOBS LEAVING CALIFORNIA - Many employers are talking about leaving California once Jerry Brown is elected. That's good news for Utah and other border states!




POLITICIANS -




IN GOD WE TRUST - In Government, not at all!




DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN BRETT HULSEY -




DEMOCRAT LEGISLATOR CYNTHIA CHASE -


TAGS: democrat politicians
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - January 5, 2013, 1:01 am
NH is my former home state: Guess she does not like the state motto: "Live Free or Die"


TEXAS DEMOCRAT PARTY LEADER JOHN COBARUVVIAS -




imperative -




TELL US AGAIN HOW YOU WON THE VIETNAM WAR? -




There are a lot of immigration laws not being enforced -




NAFTA -




What part of 'illegal' don't they understand -




Gets paid less than Min wage -




ADVANTAGE: SLAVERY MINDED DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS -




PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE THROWN OVER THE FISCAL CLIFF - In any order..




Progressives -




DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN BENNIE THOMPSON -




Vote for a Democrat -


TAGS: trusting a politician is like trusting a predator to babysit your kid
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - March 27, 2014, 12:13 am
Correction: "They know how to fix elections!"


You know what this means? -




Sounds -




Millionaire Politicians -




POLITICIAN -


TAGS: politicians bierce
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - April 21, 2013, 9:57 pm
Ambrose was listening to Pink Floyd and super high when he came up with that.


TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CLIFF-MAS - and all throught the House (Senate and White house too) Not a politician was stirring, cuz their all on freakin vacation




CAMPAIN FINANCE REFORM - Is easier to get around than the US Border. That's what happens when the PEOPLE who make the Rules... Benifit by you breaking the Rules!




credibility -




obamacare -




OBAMA- CRYBABY POLITICIAN -




Free trade was suppose to save our jobs -




time to go -




So the message is... -


TAGS: p***erted politicians
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - August 12, 2013, 1:05 pm
Oooooh, it's offended.
OTC - August 10, 2013, 3:52 pm
Only because there is a lot of truth to it
StoneTools - August 10, 2013, 2:00 pm
Kind of unliberal like of you doing g** jokes
crankyhead - August 10, 2013, 11:59 am
Only because it means more for you. =)
StoneTools - August 10, 2013, 9:40 am
I like the headline "Hillary Doesn't Like Weiner"


THE SAME POLITICIANS THAT 'WON' THE VIETNAM WAR ARE NOW TELLING US HOW TO WIN IN THE MIDDLE EAST -




10TH WORD TO DESCRIBE THE CLOWN'S SPEECH - Completely political: B4 he spoke, BHO sent this email,“B4 I head to the Capitol ... You should donate today.”




Obuttfuck's back -




Tip? -




Eagles -




Politicians -




IN EARNEST - Do you really wanna vote for Earnest?


TAGS: politician
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - February 20, 2013, 7:58 am
why not


" G8 SUMMIT 2011 " - “Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”." R.Williams




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXIX -




What's good for the goose.. -




Three Branches of Government: -




POLITICIANS -


TAGS: politicians
Rating: 4.78/5

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Renza - February 13, 2013, 7:20 am
"You cant re-elect an honest politician"


Oxy -




DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS COMPLAINING THAT THE SARAH MURNAGHAN SCANDAL MAKES THEM THE REAL VICTIMS OF GOVERNMENT ABUSE OF POWERS -




job opening (s) -


TAGS: terrorists kill people but only a politician can take away your freedom
Rating: 4.67/5

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terroraustralis - September 15, 2014, 11:09 pm
i dont see the words "shrimp on the barbie" anywhere.
EmmaRoydes - September 15, 2014, 7:34 pm
The words come together like an Australian tourism commercial. You just tried to disguise it by adding the picture.
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 9:02 am
...So folks who are not American spend time tuned in to American politics and culture. Unfortunately, non-Americans seem more learned and informed about what is going on in the White House than most Americans,to the benefit of leftist American politicians
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 8:59 am
It never ceases to amaze me how much American culture and economy affects the entire world. I mean, you can be in the middle of a f***ing war zone where no body speaks English and get a God d***ed bucket of KFC chicken in between fire fights...
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:54 am
i mean, sure, thats totally why there's a picture of the US capitol building... tell me more about "forcible ra**" and how abortions are terrible, and i'll consider forwarding your application.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:51 am
very comeback, much insult, wow.
EmmaRoydes - September 14, 2014, 2:51 am
Wasn't that an advertisement put out by the Australian Tourism Bureau?


HOW MANY PRESIDENTS - does it take to change a light bulb One: to spin stories for the Newspapers at the same time go out to talk shows to accuse everybody of being weak on light, and deny all rumors that it’s still dark in there.




Compare -


TAGS: low info politicians
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmmaRoydes - September 9, 2014, 12:04 pm
Love it! 5 big fat Ls


POLITICIANS - Should not skateboard, but stick to what they are good at . Lying, stealing and tap dancing around the issues .




Obamacare -




Obama lied -




WHAT IS THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM? -


TAGS: dependency on big government politicians
Rating: 4.58/5

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foxrecon19d - January 8, 2013, 10:22 pm
Interesting that only a few minutes after this poster appeared, someone voted it down. The Obama-Trolls are working overtime today! ...heh...heh...heh...


DON'T ARREST ANYONE FOR ALLOWING SOMEONE TO SELL THEM ALCOHOL - Occupy the tavern that sold the alcohol, you know, like the politicians that allowed bankers to buy their votes so bankers can get richer.




Fellow climatologists -


TAGS: labels by the scared politicians
Rating: 4.56/5

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KaBoom - May 22, 2015, 6:25 pm
That happened when Hansen took over at GISS and changed that organization's stance on climate change and Al Gore turned it into a political issue due to his friendship with Hansen. Hansen's former boss was a "denier."


Democrats invent Time machine -




JULY 28, 2012 WAKING THE SLEEPING GIANT -




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